i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous.
me when writing an essay
Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.
Another thing we all learned on tumblr.
"we have to shut off the internet in order to fix it"
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone